Are these totally useless gadgets and apps the best tech innovators can come up with?
Will These 10 Gadgets Improve Your Life?
The headset is improving you vision
Do your eyes need more exercise?
The Otus Premium from Edenlux is a digital wearable headset that claims to improve your vision.
In conjunction with the Otus app, the headset device allows end users to test their eye health, perform eye exercises and receive an eye health report.
I hope this ridiculous gadget adds safety to someone’s life.
See a demo here.
Body editing app
Need an inspirational photo to help you get in shape?
With the help of the handy body editing app Nufa, you can visualize a slimmer and trimmer physique today. You no longer need to spend tedious time using photo editing tools to enhance your body photos.
You can create stunning and flawless images of your dream physique with just a click. Post your alluring and stunning photos on social media to impress friends and fool potential dates. You can quickly increase your number of likes. Your improved social media profile will dramatically improve your motivation to seriously get that body! The app includes personal training to achieve the hot body you’ve always dreamed of.
Will trying to meet the impossible image you’ve created help or hurt your self-image?
Learn more here.
Should your experiences be recorded as NFTs?
The smartphone app Clam produces non-fungible tokens (NFTs) of your actual experiences. The app collects location, date, time and image information when you take a photo. It then collects the data as an NFT and creates a tangible NFT receipt.
The NFTs can be treasured or given as gifts to someone else. Additionally, because these records are immutable, users can use the app to vouch for the reality of their encounters for bragging rights.
Maybe you can auction your NFTs, make others happy and become wealthy.
Download the Clam app here.
Ultimate baby camera
Losing sleep because your baby camera doesn’t include AI functionality?
The Pixsee Play AI Smart Baby Camera & Friends Companion may be the only baby monitor you’ll ever need.
Pixsee Play & Friends is an intelligent baby camera and entertaining toy set combined in one care-and-play solution. Its care features include a smart baby sleep monitor, a mobile safety detector and a music player that automatically plays tunes to soothe crying. Shennona Co., Ltd. claims it is the world’s first decoder that can determine the cause of the crying, giving parents peace of mind.
Three companion toys engage babies in cognitively stimulating play through specially selected music. The AI functionality captures priceless parent-child moments to the cloud.
Do you and your baby really want to benefit from all these features?
Buy Pixsee Play AI Smart Baby Camera & Friends Companion here.
AI app monitors your body 24/7
Do you need real-time data on how your body is working?
XHRO is the world’s first and smallest all-in-one, 24-hour real-time body monitoring device. It uses cutting-edge AI technology to “unlock the body clock and reveal the aging system.”
XHRO claims that we can improve our physical and cognitive performance by better understanding our biological clock from all the data the gadget collects. The data include neurological, cardiovascular and metabolic data. The device is easy to wear. It uses a sensor behind the neck to collect comprehensive information from the entire body.
I worry that devices like this will distract us from our daily activities and make us neurotic about our health status.
To learn more about Suntory XHRO, click here.
App monitors your dog’s health
Are you worried about your dog’s health?
Coton’s Sense 1 intelligent dog collar claims to extend the life of our best friend. The multi-sensor collar measures and monitors your dog’s biosignals.
The app analyzes the dog’s collar information using AI to detect abnormalities and detect early warning indications of potential disease. It communicates your dog’s exact health status to you and your vet.
Will this app really add value beyond a regular checkup at your vet?
To learn more about Coton’s Sense 1, click here.
Electric roller skates
Want to go faster than you can naturally?
Rollkers use a powerful motor and rechargeable batteries to double your walking speed. Their range is 2.5 miles or four km. Rollkers senses when you want to accelerate or slow down and provides more or less assistance accordingly.
If you walk a lot in paved urban areas, Rollkers may be worth considering. However, they have a limited selection and are not as easy to wear as the website claims.
To learn more about Rollkers, click here.
Formulate your skin care at home
Struggling to find the right skin care product for you?
COSMECIP is a home beauty device that creates customized skin care cosmetics on the spot.
Customers choose the ideal chip to address their specific skin concerns from a wide variety of included chips that address different skin concerns. When the selected chip is inserted into the device, water enters the chip along a path specially created to produce a balanced mixture of water and active ingredients to generate the finished skin care product.
This product seems redundant considering the wide range of skin care products readily available from many stores.
COSMCHIP will be available here soon.
The AI-powered stroller
Is your primitive stroller not functional enough?
Ella is an AI-powered intelligent stroller built by GlüxKind Technologies Inc. It is designed with increased safety and convenience for today’s busy parents.
Ella’s powerful dual motor system lets you tackle any hill with ease. The Rock-My-Baby function and the built-in White Noise Machine help soothe your little one. Ella comes with an app to control its functions.
Clever or not, Glüxkind’s innovative travel system includes a car seat, pram and toddler seat packed with adorably attractive and practical features. It’s total overkill.
Pre-order Ella here.
Are the drinks in your thermos too boring?
BlenderCap is an ultra-powerful portable blender that combines with a vacuum-insulated bottle for a new way to create blended shakes, smoothies and frozen drinks on the go.
BlenderCap is a standard size bottle cap that doubles as a portable blender. You can use it with any bottle. The hood has a powerful motor and a battery system that allows you to mix on the go.
I doubt that having immediate access to these beverages is so important as to justify carrying a noticeably heavy portable blender.
Order the BlenderCap here.
Yogi Schulz has over 40 years of information technology experience in various industries. Yogi works a lot in the oil industry. He leads projects arising from changes in business requirements, the need to exploit technological opportunities and mergers. His specialties include IT strategy, web strategy and project management.
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